“Whoever Did This” Review
Grade: A+
“Sympathy for the Devil”
It’s a rarity in The Sopranos that an episode blindsides us with its greatness, yet that’s exactly what happens in “Whoever Did This.” All throughout season four, we’ve been waiting for something to happen, and we’re completely taken by surprise when something finally does, even though the event in question has been brewing for over a year.
For instance, it’s no secret that Ralph Cifaretto has been an unforgivable antagonist ever since he was introduced. Nevertheless, he’s been an enemy we’ve learned to live with. In fact, he’s hung around so long that we’ve actually come to like him as a character. Once again, series creator David Chase passes moral judgment on his audience.
We were rooting for Ralph to die in “University” (and probably “The Weight,” too), but how do we feel about him now? That’s the conundrum viewers are given in “Whoever Did This.” This ethical contradiction results in one of the series’ greatest episodes.
As we all know, The Sopranos revolutionized television by straying from typical storytelling conventions. However, Ralph’s redemption arc at the beginning of “Whoever Did This” is a TV trope as old as time. It’s the signature bait-and-switch: through comedic dialogue and a melodramatic twist of fate, Ralph becomes a sympathetic character.
First, Ralph delivers one of the funniest moments in the series with a hilarious prank call to Paulie Gualtieri’s mother in the retirement home (to get revenge on Paulie for squealing to Johnny Sack about the “weight” joke). As soon as Ralph tells Mrs. Gualtieri that her son has been apprehended by the authorities for sticking a gerbil up his ass, we instantly forget about his past atrocities. How could you hate a comedic genius?
Shortly afterwards, Ralph’s 12-year-old son (typical of The Sopranos to casually insert a new character that had never been previously alluded to) nearly dies in an accident, thus bringing instant remorse for Ralph and his family. He pledges to turn his life around and even seeks out religion in his time of need. Against all odds, Ralph has gone from cold-blooded to compassionate in just 20 minutes of screentime.
However, Tony Soprano (and Paulie, obviously) isn’t buying it. That’s because Tony is even more sociopathic than Ralph and is envious of his sudden desire to become a better person. Case in point: the only person Tony truly cares about — other than himself, of course — is a racehorse named Pie-O-My. And when an all-too-convenient stable fire allows Ralph to collect a large sum of insurance money, Tony jumps to immediate conclusions. What happens next is inevitable.
“Whoever Did This” combines all The Sopranos’ best aspects into one artful amalgamation — tragedy seamlessly blends with comedy, and visceral action is countered with moments of solemn meditation.
It should come as no surprise that the episode in which Tony murders Ralph is also the funniest of the season. Then again, “Whoever Did This” is full of surprises. Even though this event has been on the table now for a while, we didn’t actually believe Tony was going to do it until he did it. In the end, however, the scene is somewhat cathartic, and the result is somehow justified.
“Whoever did this,” Tony says, “it should have happened a long time ago.”
In the heat of the moment, Tony kills Ralph seemingly to avenge the death of Pie-O-My, but he also equates it with the death of Tracee, the stripper whom Ralph brutally murdered in season three. “She was a beautiful innocent creature; what did she ever do to you?” he shouts during the struggle, potentially alluding to both victims.
Undoubtedly, Ralph’s death was a long time coming, but the death scene itself seems to last just as long. It’s rare for an action sequence in a mob show to dispense with gun violence, but the only available weapons are frying pans, boiling water and ant poison. This is a dirty fight to the death, taking place entirely in Ralph’s cramped kitchen. Consequently, it’s probably the best action sequence in the entire series.
The last time a major antagonist died was a shocking turn of events that came out of nowhere. In “Whoever Did This,” however, Ralph’s death is sudden but not necessarily shocking, and it occurs midway through the episode. The rest of the hour is concerned with hiding the evidence.
Tony calls Christopher Moltisanti to the scene of the crime, and we witness what we didn’t get to see in “The Knight in White Satin Armor”: the exhaustive and painstaking cleanup. Director Tim Van Patten slows the episode’s pace to a crawl as Tony and Chris go about the step-by-step process of disposing the body, the two characters bonding over the familiar routine of getting rid of a dead associate.
Quite brilliantly, the episode shifts gears from fast-paced to minimalistic without losing any of its humor. As Tony and Chris mop up the blood stains and dismember Ralph’s corpse with a cleaver, they crack jokes and discuss their daily lives. They even have enough time to watch some TV on Ralph’s couch while they wait for nightfall.
Although “Whoever Did This” is best remembered as ‘the one where Ralphie dies,’ the episode is most impactful throughout its ruminative second half, in which Tony and Chris are the only featured characters. Its greatness lies in its subtleties; the shared history between the characters saying more than words ever could. Even though Ralph’s death provides plenty of narrative momentum, the main progression of the episode ends up entirely emotional.
After burying Ralph’s hands, toupee and severed head on a vacant farm (and tossing the rest of the remains in a nearby quarry), Tony and Chris head back to the Bada Bing to wash up and have a drink. Tony takes a therapeutic shower, looks at himself in the mirror and then passes out in the office.
Tony awakes the next day by himself, shouting out for Christopher, who is nowhere to be found. The episode ends as he stumbles outside into the morning sun. Suddenly, Tony has taken the place of Ralph: a cold-blooded killer who murders with his own hands; a stand-in for Satan who cannot bear to see the light.
The conflicting morals and mash-up of genres makes “Whoever Did This” a thrilling masterpiece that stands head and shoulders over what came before — The Sopranos‘ best episode since “Pine Barrens.” And although the installment initially appears climactic, there are still four episodes remaining in season four. Similar to Tony, the audience stumbles into the enveloping darkness of the end credits unsure of what will come next.
STRAY ROUNDS
- The episode’s secondary storyline concerns itself with Uncle Junior’s RICO trial. Or rather, Junior faking dementia to earn a mistrial. This is another very funny storyline, taking place during the opening half-hour. However, the only scene in the episode’s final 20 minutes that doesn’t feature Tony and Chris in the is a brief interlude in which Junior displays actual signs of dementia after all.
- It is never revealed whether Ralph actually started the stable fire that caused Pie-O-My’s death. He never admits it when Tony accuses him, although it is heavily implied and can be easily inferred. Of course, as mentioned earlier, Tony also equates the horse’s death with Ralph’s murder of Tracee in season three. Ralph’s murder was the result of longstanding resentment between the two, and the Pie-O-My incident is the powder keg that causes the ire to violently explode.
- As Tony looks into the mirror at the Bada Bing, he notices a picture of Tracee staring back at him.
- There are several humorous references to The Rolling Stones’ “Sympathy for the Devil” throughout the episode (with Ralph taking the place of Satan, of course). However, the roles are reversed in the episode’s fantastic final scene, in which Tony is rendered helpless against the morning sunshine.
- More Satanic imagery: the goat staring directly into the camera
- I can’t emphasize how funny this episode is. It’s truly an amazing feat that such a dramatic installment is filled with so much comedy. Even Pie-O-My’s death is played for laughs, as Tony caresses the horse’s charred remains as it is towed away by a John Deere tractor.
- Surprise, surprise: Chris is high on heroin when he receives the call to come clean up Ralph’s body.
- Similar to the HUD scam in “Watching Too Much Television,” this is one of the only episodes in which we get to see a Mafia scheme executed from beginning to end. This time, however, it’s how to cover up a murder and dispose of a dead body.
- “Whoever Did This” was written by Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess and directed by Tim Van Patten. Joe Pantoliano earned a Best Supporting Actor Emmy Award for his portrayal of Ralph Cifaretto in this episode.
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
- “Please, allow me to introduce myself.”
- “Were you there when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain?”