“Guy Walks Into a Psychiatrist’s Office…” Review
“It Was a Very Good Year”
How do you judge a season premiere like “Guy Walks Into a Psychiatrist’s Office”? First off, I ask myself, am I glad to be back in this world, spending time with these characters again? Or rather, how effectively am I drawn back into it, if at all?
Watching a TV show is an investment, and the downtime between seasons is what makes TV such a unique art form. A season premiere is made to remedy that passage of time, show you that the wait was worth it. This doesn’t mean that it needs to blow you out of the water necessarily, but the premiere should still come off as confident and assured. Perhaps, above all — especially for an early season like this — it should feel welcoming.
“Guy Walks into a Psychiatrist’s Office” is all those things and more: assured, confident and welcoming. And it opens with one of the greatest “checking-back-in-with-the-characters” montages in TV history — a poetic passage of time set to Frank Sinatra’s “It Was a Very Good Year.”
We see Tony Soprano, now the boss of the family, still unfaithful to his wife; a neurotic Livia, receiving physical therapy in the hospital; Christopher Moltisanti, still a junkie, now with a stockbroker’s license. Uncle Junior is now in prison. Dr. Melfi operates her practice out of a motel. Carmela Soprano is growing increasingly dissatisfied with the state of her marriage. The kids grow up. Life goes on.
The rest of the episode goes on to establish the future developments that season two will take. Tony Soprano tries to start therapy again but fails to get back in Dr. Melfi’s good graces. Meanwhile, Big Pussy returns and successfully gets back in Tony’s good graces, explaining he had a very good reason for his sudden disappearance.
There is also plenty of mob violence to go around — former Uncle Junior soldier, Gigi Cestone, kills Philly “Spoons” Parisi, who was spreading rumors about Tony’s mother; and later on, two “finance bro” douchebags, Matt Bevilacqua and Sean Gismonte (brokers at Chris’ new firm), pour coffee on a fellow employee and beat him up for not pushing a penny stock.
Mainly, however, “Guy Walks into a Psychiatrist’s Office” gets us back into the swing of things on the domestic front, with character relationships being key. The episode is notable for introducing us to Tony’s sister Janice, and at first it seems like this could be a mistake: “What if Tony’s annoying hippie sister from Seattle showed up?” The addition will pay off by season’s end, but right now her tolerability depends on her comic relief.
Coming off an iconic first season, The Sopranos knows that it doesn’t need to impress us in its long-awaited return. It does so anyways — the opening montage and the low-key ending are two of the series’ most elegant scenes. Nevertheless, the rest of the storylines remain subtle.
This second season premiere has a keen quality about it. Series creator David Chase is obviously aware that the debut season was an amazing achievement, which is why “Guy Walks into a Psychiatrist’s Office” comes across as supremely confident. Luckily, the episode is never brash. The narrative momentum may have slowed down but the show’s high efficiency has not.
The episode is directed by Alan Coulter, and I think this might be the most visually stunning episode so far in the show’s run. Much of the premiere’s bravado comes from its mise-en-scène, and we know we are in sure hands whenever Couture is behind the camera. Shots tend to linger and resonate, thus amplifying the characters’ internal struggles.
Above all, it’s good to be back. Even though much of the episode is standard season-premiere fare, it still touches greatness because of its welcoming nature.
It’s rare that a show reaches viewer-comfortability like this in only its second season. Then again, The Sopranos isn’t most shows; it’s the greatest show of all time. We can already tell from this premiere that the second season will be deeper and more intricate, yet also looser and more freewheeling.
This is actually the season where The Sopranos reveals its true self — an experimental TV show that completely breaks with established tradition.
- Chris Moltisanti fraudulently obtains a stockbroker’s license in order to be tied to a “legitimate” business. Two of his underlings, Sean Gismonte and Matt Bevilacqua, are easily the biggest douchebags on the show, especially now that Mikey Palmice’s dead.
- Or maybe the biggest douchebag on the show is Chris himself? Now that he’s making more money, he’s snorting even more coke, which has hurt his relationship with Adriana. He slaps her in the face in public while arguing at a restaurant, the first instance of his abusive behavior.
- Tony suffers another panic attack, which causes him to seek out the help of Dr. Melfi. However, Melfi refuses to take him back on as a patient. Aside from having to completely reorganize her life, one of her patients committed suicide after she was forced to go into hiding. She holds Tony indirectly responsible for the death. (He was also indirectly responsible for Vin Makazian’s suicide in season one)
- In a brief scene, we see that Melfi’s other patients are very mundane compared to the thrills that Tony offers. Her main arc for the beginning portion of this season will be confronting her conflicting desires to once again treat Tony Soprano.
- The fabulous, low-key ending features Carmela microwaving some leftover pasta for Tony. Nothing more, nothing less. The dialogue is spare. Yet through their nonverbal communication, the scene is somehow heartwarming. They still love each other, even if they don’t articulate it.
- Right after the opening montage, we get the iconic shot of Tony walking down the driveway in his bathrobe to pick up a copy of the Star Ledger. This will be a requirement for every Sopranos season premiere.
- Big Pussy explains that he went into hiding (i.e. a spa clinic in Puerto Rico to treat his “injured” back) due to the fact that Tony and the rest of the crew suspected him to be a rat. Now that Jimmy Altieri is dead, it’s safe for him to come back, although the suspicions obviously still remain.
- “Guy Walks Into a Psychiatrist’s Office …” was written by Jason Cahill and directed by Alan Coulter.
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
- “My sister’s here from Seattle.”
- “Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.”
- “Guys, any more Porsches disappear, make it two towns over and I want a taste.”
- “I’ve got a family and, believe it or not, they’re better off with me than without me.”