The Sopranos S4E8: “Mergers and Acquisitions”

The Sopranos Mergers and Acquisitions

“I Want It All”

By Colin Hart

8.8 / 10

Throughout season four of The Sopranos, Tony has continuously pushed everyone away. He only accepts rides from Furio (and occasionally Paulie), gives orders exclusively through Chris and Silvio (who have a hard time following instructions) and has all but disappeared from anything resembling a father or a husband. Can you even recall a scene in the last seven episodes in which he interacts with AJ or Meadow?

In fact, the only “person” Tony wants to spend time with is Pie-Oh-My, Ralph Cifaretto’s prize-winning racehorse. The more isolated he’s become, the more selfish he’s grown. It’s no surprise that the expensive new surround sound stereo system he buys completely drowns out all outside noise.

It’s also no surprise that he falls asleep to the end of The Dark Side of the Moon’s ominous heartbeat. The sun is eclipsed by the moon, indeed.


Mergers and Acquisitions - Paulie drives Tony

Even though Tony doesn’t want anything to do with anyone, he still wants a piece of everything. As soon as he sees Ralphie’s new girlfriend, Valentina La Paz, he immediately makes a move. After all, Tony himself tries to justify it by admitting “I already took his horse.”

It’s the first time since Gloria Trillo that Tony has taken up a new relationship, but this time the results are played for comedic effect. Because Valentina is Ralph’s girlfriend, Tony is initially reluctant to see her. But he’s only reluctant because he physically “doesn’t want to be where Ralph has been” rather than any moral obligation.

As a result, he spends the episode playing detective to find out whether Ralph and Valentina have ever had intercourse (or “penissary contact,” as he calls it), and discovers — via Janice, of all people — that Ralph is a perverted masochist who only achieves stimulation through pain. Despite the strange subject matter, it’s one of the funniest subplots of the season.

In fact, Tony’s investigation into Ralphie’s sex life is relatively light when compared to the bleak territory the fourth season has regularly occupied. When coupled with a somewhat inconsequential storyline about Paulie and his mother trying to make friends at Green Grove Retirement Community, “Mergers and Acquisitions” returns The Sopranos to its hilarious heyday.


Valentina La Paz

Yet the poignant final sequence reminds us once again of Tony’s self-inflicted isolation. Carmela discovers Valentina’s fingernail in Tony’s laundry and steals money from his secret stash behind the pool in retaliation. She keeps this revelation to herself, of course, never daring to challenge her husband on his many infidelities.

Tony notices the missing cash and quizzes her. Carmela responds by repeating Tony’s question: “Is there anything you want to tell me?” Neither of them answer and once again the gulf of miscommunication between the two continues to widen. But how much longer can the gulf widen without completely breaking apart?

Despite the humorous tone, “Mergers and Acquisitions” is a turning point for The Sopranos season four. The lighthearted nature of the episode is a misdirect for the viewers, providing the perfect distraction from Tony and Carmela’s crumbling marriage.

STRAY ROUNDS

  • Furio returns to Italy for his father’s funeral. He wonders if he should return to America at all due to his feelings for Carmela. He also contemplates killing Tony to be with her.
  • Likewise, Carmela has Furio on her mind. She absentmindedly hums the song that was playing at his housewarming party and is instantly reminded of his ponytail while watching an episode of Mario Eats Italy.
  • Valentina is an art dealer, and the ever-selfish Tony decides to commission a self-portrait of him standing next to Pie-Oh-My.
  • Valentina loves to play juvenile pranks, like forcing Ralphie to step in horses**t and loosening the cap on Tony’s saltshaker. When Tony tries to have some fun with Carmela (pouring cold water on her while she’s in the shower), she reacts angrily.
  • According to Dr. Melfi, Ralph’s masochism is rooted in a controlling and punishing mother. This is paralleled with Paulie and his mother, who are both habitual tattletales who find it difficult to make friends.
  • The ending of the episode mirrors the ending of “No Show” and “The Weight,” which both show the unspoken disconnect between Tony and Carmela.
  • “Mergers and Acquisitions” was written by Lawrence Konner, Robin Green, Mitchell Burgess and series creator David Chase, and directed by Daniel Attias.

FAMOUS LAST WORDS

  • “Everybody’s gonna get old and die.”
  • “When I was a kid, you two were old ladies. Now I’m old, and you two are still old.”
  • “Is everything about everybody really about their mothers?”
The Sopranos S4E8: “Mergers and Acquisitions”

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