The Happy Wanderer: “Know When to Fold ‘Em”
By Colin Hart
9.1 / 10
Like many of these season two episodes, “The Happy Wanderer” is slight in the grand scheme of things, but it’s damn good nonetheless. A lot of the episode’s power simply comes from how funny it is. The Sopranos can often double down as both great drama and great comedy, and that rare skill is on full display here.
Tony Soprano has been in an agitated funk all season. The pressures of being boss have coincided with his sister’s return to New Jersey, and I’m sure Richie Aprile’s recent release from prison hasn’t helped. And after finding out that he had a long-dead, mentally-challenged uncle he didn’t know about, well, that’s probably not good for the conscience either.
But in terms of comedy, an agitated and angry Tony is the funniest Tony.
The title refers to the type of person that Tony hates: the happy wanderers, people who walk down the streets without a care in the world. He uses his therapy sessions with Dr. Melfi to blow off some of his long-gestating resentment. The results are highly entertaining.
The passage of time since Tony and Melfi last spoke on good terms has been quite a while (roughly since “Isabella”). I guess that’s why this episode’s therapy scenes seem to crackle with so much life. Also of note: I like how subtly aggressive Melfi has been in their scenes so far, making sure she takes some good jabs at the guy who forced her to go on the lam. It appears she isn’t taking any shit this time around.
But still, Dr. Melfi is there to help. They also discuss Tony’s current situation with Davey Scatino, a high school friend with a severe gambling addiction. Once again, The Sopranos casually slips a new side character into the fold like it’s nothing.
Davey Scatino, expertly portrayed by Robert Patrick, is the ultimate loser. He owns a sporting goods store, and his son is friends with Meadow (the two are slated to sing a duet in an upcoming school concert), but he’s basically Gil from The Simpsons.
Because Davey went to high school with Tony and Artie Bucco, he thinks he can guilt his way into the coveted “Executive Poker Game,” formerly hosted by Tony’s father and Uncle Junior. But it’s called the executive game for a reason — high-rollers only (the guest list includes Johnny Sack, Frank Sinatra, Jr. and Silvio Dante, whom Christopher describes as “a sick fuck when he’s gambling”). The game is seven-card stud, and the bets get big, fast.
Davey wants in the game because it’s in his nature as a down-luck gambler. Tony rejects him because it’s in his nature as a former high school friend. No matter — there are plenty of other ways for Davey to lose money, and he soon finds himself $10,000 in debt to Richie Aprile after playing a “smaller” poker game. The bad news is that Richie’s a sick fuck all the time, gambling notwithstanding.
Nevertheless, Davey still shows up unannounced to the executive game, pleading with Tony to float him five large so he can play. This time, Tony relents — it’s in his nature as a mob boss and a businessman to prey on the weak.
The games can sometimes last for days, and it is early morning when Tony wakes up to find that Davey is 45 boxes of ziti in the hole. To make matters worse, Richie Aprile swings by the hotel, sees Davey at the table and threatens to kill him. The brief scuffle is enough to scare off Frank Sinatra Jr. and a couple of the other players, thus ending the game.
For the moment, Davey is spared, as Tony takes his anger out on Richie. But to make up for the massive debt, Davey is forced to liquify any and all assets. That means giving up his sporting goods business to the mafia, and giving away his son’s new SUV to Meadow as partial payment. So, no, Davey isn’t spared — in the long run, he’s fucked.
Meadow objects to her new “surprise present,” but Tony doesn’t believe he is in the wrong: “A grown man made a wager. He lost. He made another wager. He lost again. End of story.”
For Tony, maybe the best thing for him to do is become a happy wanderer himself. The simple act of not giving a shit might be just what he needs.
Davey’s son, Eric, drops out of the concert with Meadow at the last minute, forcing her to perform alone. In the audience, Carmela is delighted to learn that her daughter can now put a solo recital on her college resumé.
Tony, meanwhile, pays it no mind. As the first performer of the evening sings Franz Schubert’s haunting “Gretchen am Spinnrade,” the soundtrack abruptly smashes to Frankie Yankovic’s polka rendition of “The Happy Wanderer.”
The ending scene is masterful, and hilarious, because of the fact that the song is heard before the end credits even appear. It’s completely disorienting: Tony watches the blonde soprano singing onstage, but his mind is completely empty. He’s basically Homer Simpson with the image of the clapping monkey in his head — Homer Simpson, of course, being the happiest wanderer of all.
- On top of finding out that he had a mentally-challenged uncle named Ercole, Tony also learns that his father had panic attacks, too. As evidenced by his secret family history, his depression and violent mood swings might be more genetic than previously assumed.
- Chris Moltisanti only appeared in one scene in “Boca,” which came right after his season one showcase, “The Legend of Tennessee Moltisanti.” He follows up “Big Girls Don’t Cry” in somewhat similar fashion. Obviously, you can’t have two Chris-centric episodes in a row, but he still makes several solid contributions to “The Happy Wanderer.”
- Chris’ best (and funniest) scene is when he trains Matt Bevilacqua and Sean Gismonte on how to work the Executive Game. In the same scene, he uses a sly trick to steal fish from the market. However, it’s becoming clear that Matt and Sean hate being bossed around.
- Silvio erupts in anger when Matt sweeps under his chair at Tony’s request (cleaning cheese, “especially under Silvio”). He was already pissed that Davey won a couple early hands, but this is enough to make him absolutely explode. One of the funniest moments of the episode.
- Tony once again brings up to Dr. Melfi how his role model is Gary Cooper, a concern he first voiced way back in the pilot.
- Proving that there is some level of continuity in The Sopranos one-offs, the executive game is held at Schlomo Teittelman’s hotel. I guess this confirms that Tony is a golem, as the hotel is now overrun with hookers and illegal gambling.
- What truly makes this episode so great is just how natural it feels. A mafia poker game is a story that already comes pre-packaged with a quality of mischievous joy. Throw in some big laffs and another perfect ending, and “The Happy Wanderer” makes my short list for Most Re-Watchable Inconsequential Sopranos Episodes.
- Davey Scatino is played by Robert Patrick. You might recognize him as the T-1000 in Terminator 2. He also starred in many a crappy X-Files episode.
- “The Happy Wanderer” was written by Frank Renzulli, and directed by John Patterson.
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
- “In high school these guys were like Joe Namath and Y.A. Tittle. Now they’re like Phil Donahue and Alan Alda.”
- “I’m thinking I’d like to take a brick and smash your face into a fucking hamburger.”
- “The kind of man I admire is Gary Cooper. The strong, silent type.”
- “She kept talking about my father’s feeble-minded brother but I always thought she meant you.”
- “Hey. Cheese fuck. Get me some food.”
2 thoughts on “The Sopranos S2E6: “The Happy Wanderer””
Just got finished this episode (I had finals and Stranger Things 2* to catch up on, so I had to take a momentary break in watching when it came to the sopranos ) and this was definitely a funny episode. Silvio’s meltdown at the poker table was hilarious (I especially love how a few minutes after he yells at Matt he sweeps his food on the floor he orders Matt to get him some more 😂😂.
Like you said, this is mostly inconsequential in the scheme of Season 2’s plot, but it was still an incredible episode. I found myself sympathizing a lot with David. I could relate to him since I once found myself in a similar jam and faced with the knowledge that it was my own doing (it wasn’t money related but it definitely set me back a bit) .
While meadow was definitely right to be upset about her friend’s car being stolen, tony makes a solid point that she accepts all of the other types of pampering his business provides. I loved how Carmela was torn between both of them, it reminded me of College when she confessed to Father Phil that she still accepted the benefits tony gave them despite knowing its wrong.
Also, one thing that another recap of the episode pointed out to me is that as much as a psychopath Richie is, he actually seemed more reasonable than Tony in this episode when he responded to David’s inability to pay his debt by banning him from future poker games instead of getting violent like Tony (he did get violent when he busted David at tony’s Game but it was understandable since it was basically David spitting in. His face in regards to his generosity) . Also, I liked the scene between him and Janice in the car where he seemed apprehensive about crossing tony again while Janice was the devil on his shoulder, so to speak. Janice really is like her mother.
Overall, great episode and great review as always. Merry Christmas man! 👍
Also: did you see stranger things and if you did, what did you think of It? I thought it was pretty good.
Thanks for reading as always, and great analysis.
I watched the first couple Stranger Things episodes with a friend of mine and I enjoyed it a lot, but I never followed through and finished it up. Definitely will have to catch up on it.