“Salem’s Lot” (2004)
The 2004 TNT miniseries adaptation of “Salem’s Lot” offers a few scares and little else that the 1979 miniseries hadn’t already done better.
“St. Elmo’s Fire” (1985)
Starring the Brat Pack in all their insufferable glory, “St. Elmo’s Fire” is one of the dumbest and most dated movies the 1980s has to offer.